TYNESIDE POETS!

TYNESIDE POETS!

Thursday 3 October 2013

BOARDROOM CRONIES BY G. F. PHILLIPS




There’s always an unconscious bias
around the boardroom table.
Where are the women? “You try us!”
says the pretty face out in the hall.
But more often than not for these yes men
it’s nearly always the same
their few bald heads won’t soften towards them
for it’s Julian in and not Jane.

And over the years these old cronies
have built-up their strong male fold;
they’ve leaned on each other only
all the time getting more and more old.
And it’s worked out well for these yes men
and down at their drinking club
it’s been drinks on the house not to reckon
so long as they don’t keep their stubs.

Nine tenths of the law is possession,
thirty per cent would do quite nice,
it’s not asking too much persuasion
for some women of action, their slice.
But it’s male pride they fear these yes men,
they’ve got this far and it’s well done
while Julian he thinks in the singular
it’s Jane who thinks three times in one.