TYNESIDE POETS!

TYNESIDE POETS!

Thursday, 15 November 2012

Ballad of Tommy Oliver


 

 Cofie’s spear plunged into the wooden heart.

Was the five bob body on the beach the start

For Tommy Oliver? He won the hand

Hands down, cards played and laid there on the sand,

 

Scooping his earthly reward. Cullercoats

Born, dad a captain, so inevitably

Tommy, as young man, removed to Hauxley,

Faced down the North Sea and took to the boats.

 

But when it was too wild for the fishing

With rain reigning and gale-forced waves lashing

Tormented cobles, Tommy it was then

Who showed himself first amongst drinking men.

 

He rode wild horses foaming pints of ale

Through every inn and pub in High Hauxley,

Troublesome as a cabbage in a chimney:

Tommy first and Tommy last was the tale

 

Until the deep, deep spear thrust of illness

Balanced his life on the tip. His distress

At discovering mortality was

Palpable, being possessed by fear because

 

He had drunk away the hours of his life

By the glassful. To repent, to right this wrong

Tommy summoned the reverend Armstrong

To his mortal bed. A mere withered leaf

 

In autumn he was and winter pressing,

But, with a simple prayer and a blessing

He’d give himself up to the ebbing tide.

Cofie’s spear though, the spear in his side,

 

Lanced death, and Armstrong drew him from the edge

Of the gaming table and public bar

And the willing girls who went far too far,

Into a new life of chapel and pledge.

 

Tommy forswore the sea for horse and cart

And as monger of fish and faith he’d start

With a hymn then sing his wares: “Fish maybe

A penny or two, but salvation’s free.”

 

From fishing village to pit row he went

In blue reefer, jersey and clerical hat,

Everywhere people pointed and said, “That

Is Tommy Oliver whom God has sent.”

 

With Wesleyans and Sally Ann’s he’d preach

Praying it was never too late to reach

Those who had fallen and those on the slide

From Amble northwards and south to Tyneside.

 

After three score years passed and ten and one,

Preaching in Benwell a whole weekend long,

He slipped away during a sacred song:

How folk mourned for Tommy Oliver gone.

 

Bourn back to Amble in sound of the sea

Where once he’d grasped the spear of destiny

As Cofie had done, leaving Woden slain,

Tommy Oliver had done so again.

 

                                                Dave Alton